The dishes are staring at me. I am sticky and need to shower.
Marcus Slease is a (mostly) surrealist, absurdist, and fabulist writer from Portadown, N. Ireland and Utah. His latest book is Play Yr Kardz Right (Dostoyevsky Wannabe, 2017). He lives in Madrid, Spain. Visit his website for more info: marcusslease.weebly.com